Serving St. Louis & St. Charles Counties

One call
covers the
whole property.

Lawn and yard work, pressure washing, home and wood deck inspections, driveway snow removal, driveway resealing, cart cleaning, and real estate photo and video. Roy Poteete spent his career walking into houses other people were running out of. Now he looks after them.

Three divisions
Inspections, exterior services, property media
St. Louis & St. Charles
Two counties, plus the City of St. Louis
Retired firefighter
And EMT, for 20+ years on the job

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Tell Roy what needs doing. He answers his own phone, and he gets back to you.

What do you need? (pick any)

Property Inspection Division

Property Exterior Services Division

Property Media Division

A deck, a driveway, a cart corral — whatever shows the problem.

Rather talk? Call or text (636) 448-7078

Out on the job

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The five he is called about most.

Most calls start with one of these. Yard work and pressure washing are the two that bring people in, with the home and wood deck inspections right behind them. Everything else Roy handles is listed in full below.

A manicured lawn with clean diagonal mowing stripes in front of a brick house01Yard WorkMowing, trimming, edging, seasonal cleanup and garden tilling — on a schedule, or a one-time call.
A pressure washer cleaning the concrete apron in front of an open garage, the cleaned concrete standing out against the uncleaned area02Pressure WashConcrete drives, walks and patios pressure washed; siding, fences and decks soft washed, at the pressure the surface can take.
A weathered wood deck where the rim joist below the siding shows dark water stains and green algae03Home & Wood Deck InspectionsThe house roof to foundation, and a deck checked at the ledger, the footings and the fasteners — the places decks actually fail.
A snow blower clearing snow from a residential driveway, throwing snow off to the side with a cleared path behind it04Residential Driveway Snow RemovalDriveways, walks and steps cleared after a snow, so you can get out of the drive in the morning.
A residential asphalt driveway being resealed, the fresh dark sealant standing out sharply against the older gray asphalt05Residential Driveway Seal RecoatingAsphalt cleaned and resealed, so water stays out of the surface and the drive stops crumbling through the freeze and thaw.
The three divisions

Eighteen services.
One person who shows up.

The work is organized into three divisions. Some jobs are seasonal, some come up once and never again, and a few you want on a schedule. Pick whatever you need — you do not have to take the whole list.

Questions

The things homeowners ask first.

Coverage, what an inspection covers, the work beyond inspections, and how to get on the schedule. Tap a question to open it.

01What areas do you serve?

St. Louis County and St. Charles County — every city inside them, plus the unincorporated parts — and the City of St. Louis. We do not service Illinois. Home inspections are available anywhere in the State of Missouri, though a travel charge may apply. If you are not sure whether you are in range, call and ask.

02What do you inspect?

Home inspections, with a special focus on wood deck inspections. That also covers multifamily inspections, pre-listing condition reports and annual maintenance inspections.

03What else do you do besides inspections?

Lawn mowing, garden tilling, seasonal upkeep and light exterior maintenance. Driveway and sidewalk resealing, pressure washing for decks, concrete and fences, soft washing, residential snow removal, and garbage and recycle cart and corral cleaning.

04Do you take photos and video of the property?

Yes. Real estate photography, videography and drone imaging (coming soon), plus walkthrough videos and social-media-ready clips.

05How do I book?

Send the quote form at the top of the page, or call or text (636) 448-7078. Roy answers his own phone, and quotes are free.

06Do you work with real estate agents?

Yes. Real estate agents, buyers, sellers and homeowners.

In his own words

The questions Roy asks homeowners himself.

Roy spent his working life as a firefighter and a public fire educator, and he brings that to every inspection. These are the questions he puts to homeowners himself, and his answers, in his own words.

01Do I actually need a home or wood deck inspection?

No, Missouri does not require you to have them. But by not having the inspection you are not buying or leasing a habitable structure, or ensuring your family’s safety.

02As a retired State Certified Firefighter and Public Fire Educator, I ask this question: how much is your child’s and spouse’s life worth?

If you answer that there is no price to replace that life, then why are you not spending the money to ensure the safety of your family?

03Why are the Federal Pacific electrical panels such a fire hazard, and why does it cost so much to have one replaced?

The panels are a known fire risk, and a fire can happen at any time these panels are in use. The problem is the breaker connection to the bus bar. When the breaker should trip and shut off the circuit it does not always work, so excessive heat builds up and causes the plastic to catch fire.

The cost to replace the panel depends on the size of the home. It covers the discount and removal of bad wiring, knob and tube and aluminum to copper wiring, new wiring, a new 200 Amp panel, GFCI on the panel or within 8 feet of water, each exterior outlet, and a garage on its own breaker, plus Arc Fault Circuit Interrupter protection on the panel. That brings the home to current electrical standards.

Read the full free article on these panels
04I do not want a home inspection. I want to list my home as is, and I am not paying for repairs.

The buyer will have a home inspection done. Items that fail an inspection get upwards of 4 or 5 contractor bids to repair, and it is usually the middle to higher bid they choose, after looking at a list of items from the contractor. The buyer will add all the items that failed the inspection. You will be asked to take the lower amount so the buyer has the money to fix the home so it passes habitable codes.

Yes, you should have it inspected, either way, whether you are the buyer or the seller. If the seller has it inspected, the buyer will have their own inspection to compare. The inspection is used as a bargaining lever.

Want to talk it through? Call or text (636) 448-7078.

A weathered wood deck where the rim joist below the siding shows dark water stains and green algae
Wood deck inspections

Wood Deck Inspections

Before any deck is built, you need to have the following done. This ensures the safety of the deck and the safety of the occupants. You should start by having an architect design your deck. They will get structural and soil engineers involved. The finished blueprint will have the architect’s license and other license numbers on it, with the architect’s blueprint seal embossed in the blueprint. The building department will ask a few questions, look over the plans and issue permits.

Failure to do so will cost you time and money, including fines and a court order to remove the deck and follow building codes. Failure to get a permit and to use a contractor who is licensed and bonded can cause your family to have a deck failure, causing injuries or deaths. This will also cause excessive damage to the home that could cost upwards of $70,000 or more to repair.

01Why do I need a wood deck inspection? I maintain the deck, it is 20 years old and it is in good condition.

No, no wood deck will be supportive or last 20 years the way they are built today. Why? The builders use the cheapest lumber and the cheapest fasteners, such as framing nails, not even a nail made for exterior use with a shear force weight rating of 800 psi. They do not pour the footings correctly. The footings are not properly poured, nor deep enough. The footing pad is correct with 3/4 inch minus crushed rock to allow for drainage. The footing is not a bell style foot such as a big foot footing base.

The pressure treated wood is noted as not ground contact approved, but the contractor will dig a hole, drop the post in the hole, dump the dry concrete mix, add water and mix it, and set the post. This method does not meet current International Residential Building Codes (IRC).

02Why can’t I grill or use a charcoal grill on my wood deck?

It is a fire hazard, and it cannot be used in apartments, condos, or any elevated deck off the ground. On the ground the pit should be on a non flammable surface, such as dirt, sand, concrete, patio bricks or blocks, or a non flammable grill or bbq mat.

03Why is there water damage to the rim board of my home?

It is a failure in the installation. No spacer was used to allow water to drain and air to move freely to keep the wood dry and prevent mold. And the flashing was not installed correctly to prevent water damage.

04My wood deck racks left to right about 3 inches, and my stairs shake when I use them. Why?

The racking, that movement, shows that there is a failure in the attachment to the home. Improperly installed support posts, joists, fasteners or fastener brackets. The stairs were built improperly, or they are past their life of use. The racking, its movement, shows weakness in the joints, and the ledger board has failed.

Every question, including Roy’s own answers to the hard ones, has a page of its own — or just call and ask him.

A folded set of turnout gear, boots and a helmet on a workbench
Who you are calling

A firefighter’s habit of checking everything twice.

Roy spent his working life as a firefighter and an EMT, and he still thinks the way that job teaches you: look at the part nobody else looks at, because that is where the trouble starts. A deck rots at the ledger board, not the middle of the boards. A house tells you things from the attic and the crawlspace. He checks those.

He also writes about it — a cookbook from a firehouse kitchen, books on inspecting homes and wood decks, and a fourth still under wraps.

On the desk

Four books, being written now.

Years on the job, and years in other people’s houses, add up to a lot of things worth writing down.

See all four →
Cover of Embers & Ashes Cookbook
01

Embers & Ashes Cookbook

Embers 2 Ashes · Reid Easton Bilby

This is a cookbook of recipes from a firehouse kitchen, built over years of cooking for a crew. It is about food that feeds a lot of people at once and still tastes good on a busy day. It is for anyone who cooks for a hungry house full of people and needs it to work.

Being written

Cover of Emberton Home Inspection
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Emberton Home Inspection

By Roy Poteete — Missouri State Certified Firefighter, EMT, Home Inspector

This book is about what a homeowner should look at in their own house and where the common trouble spots usually are. It explains what a real inspection report is actually telling you, in plain English instead of inspector jargon. It is written for homeowners who want to understand their own house and their own paperwork.

Being written

Cover of Wood Deck Inspections & Safety
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Wood Deck Inspections & Safety

This book walks through how a wood deck is put together and how decks go bad at the connections and the flashing. It covers what to check every spring, and when a board is a repair and when it is a rebuild. It is for homeowners and anyone who wants to know if the deck they are standing on is still sound.

Being written

Cover of Whiskey Rebels & Moonshine Kings
04

Whiskey Rebels & Moonshine Kings

Reid Easton Bilby

The fourth book is underway, and Roy is keeping the subject under wraps for now. What it is about will be posted here when he is ready to say.

Being written

Where the truck goes

Our Focus Service Area

St. Louis County and St. Charles County — every city inside them, plus the unincorporated parts — and the City of St. Louis. Sorry, we do not service Illinois.

Home inspection services are available in the State of Missouri. A travel charge may apply.

See the service area

St. Louis County

All cities within the County, and unincorporated St. Louis County.

St. Charles County

All cities within the County, and unincorporated St. Charles County.

City of St. Louis

The City of St. Louis, end to end.

Not on this list?

If you are outside these three, call and ask — it is a short conversation.

What needs doing at your place?

Call or text (636) 448-7078. Roy answers his own phone, and quotes are free.