About

A career spent running toward the thing everyone else runs away from.

Roy Poteete — firefighter, EMT, and now the person you call about the house, the deck, the yard, and the driveway.

Serving St. Louis and St. Charles Counties, and the City of St. Louis

A folded set of turnout gear, boots and a helmet on a workbench

In his own words

I spent my working life as a firefighter and an EMT. That job teaches you a way of looking at a building that does not go away when you take the helmet off. You learn where fires start, where water gets in, and which shortcuts somebody took twenty years ago. You learn to check the thing twice, because the second look is usually the one that matters.

Retired now, I put that to work on houses. I inspect homes, decks and multifamily properties. I take care of the outside of the property too — the lawn, the snow, the concrete, the asphalt, the siding, and the garbage cans nobody wants to think about. And I shoot the photos and video that show a property properly.

It is the same idea every time: find what is actually wrong, tell you plainly, and do the work the way I would want it done on my own house.

Firefighter

Retired, and an EMT as well

Inspector

Homes, decks and multifamily

Property care

Lawn, snow, washing, carts, media

He writes about it too

There is a cookbook from the firehouse kitchen and three more books in the works — guides to inspecting homes and wood decks, and a fourth whose cover is already made. Years of looking at buildings and feeding a crew add up to plenty worth writing down.

See the books →

Get a quote

Tell Roy what you need looked at or handled. He gets back to you himself.

What do you need? (pick any)

Property Inspection Division

Property Exterior Services Division

Property Media Division

A deck, a driveway, a cart corral — whatever shows the problem.

Rather talk? Call or text (636) 448-7078

How the work is organized

Three divisions, one number to call.

01

Property Inspection Division

  • Home Inspections
  • Wood Deck Inspections
  • Multifamily Inspections
  • Pre-Listing Condition Reports
  • Annual Maintenance Inspections
02

Property Exterior Services Division

  • Lawn Mowing
  • Garden Tilling
  • Seasonal Upkeep
  • Light Exterior Maintenance
  • Residential Asphalt Driveway & Sidewalk Resealing
  • Pressure & Soft Washing
  • Garbage & Recycle Cart Cleaning
  • Residential Snow Removal
03

Property Media Division

  • Real Estate Photography
  • Real Estate Videography
  • Drone ImagingComing soon
  • Walkthrough Videos
  • Social-Media-Ready Clips
How he works

Three things you can count on.

He answers his own phone

No call center, no dispatcher, no waiting on a callback that does not come.

A price before the work

You know what it costs before anything starts, and you hear about it if something changes.

Straight answers

If a deck needs a rebuild, he will say so. If it needs two boards, he will say that instead.